Hope

Top 10 Reasons Why My Week Sucked.

10.  I managed to chew off an entire hands worth of fingernails + polish…and look like a re re.

9.  Children don’t listen…and that legitimately annoys me.

8.  Work was mostly dull all week…missed my (mostly) underage staff.

7.  Weight Watchers is gay…and not good gay…like overwhelming sexual identity crisis gay.

6.  I feel like I need a new tattoo…like immediately…but with XMAS coming, it’s not looking good.

5.  Lily pissed on the guest room bed…and later threw up on mine.

4.  Doctors LOVE to take my money and tell me things are wrong with me.

3.  One of my friends is hurting so deeply, and for the first time, I have no words.

2.  I have $11 in my checking account.

1.  I don’t even know who I am anymore, making this list completely irrelevant.

My life is so messed up.